Christian                

"A woman who is in a relationship with me can expect to be deliriously and perpetually happy," says 29-year-old Christian. Born in New York, this 5'10" CEO of a 600-employee firm in Santa Barbara, CA enjoys reading, travel, long dinners out, piano and Cap'N Crunch cereal. After ending a serious two-year relationship because of differing philosophies, this green-eyed Sagittarius is ready for a new love. " I know that there is a woman out there I have yet to meet," says Christian, "who will cause my heart to race, my blood to boil, and share the same basic values that I hold dear." 

Status: Never married, no children 

Born:New York 

Resides: Santa Barbara, CA. 93103 

Birthdate: 12/05/73 

Hair: None 

Eyes: Green 

Family: 2 adorable younger sisters 

Education: Barely made it through High School 

Occupation: C.E.O. 

Income: 7 figures a year 

Smoker: "Occasional (only when the sun is down and there is alcohol within reach) 

... on HIMSELF

Christian is a man who ... "fell backward on a landmine in Vietnam and was "rebuilt" as a Cyborg." 

Best Qualities: "Intelligent, fun, funny, can hold just about anyone's interest." 

Strengths: "Can lift cars with my mechanical arms."

Weakness: "I need chocolate like I need water. I can't stop shopping and I probably drink too much (though don't have addictive personality)."

What I see in myself that others may not see: 
"I assume this has nothing to do with nudity, if not, I would say that, oh actually, nothing. I'm very transparent (that doesn't mean I'm shallow)." 

Been Known to ..."do bad things."

Interests: "Reading, travel, long dinners out, friends, Cap' N Crunch, boxing, piano, PC gaming (leave me alone about that), soft & furry forest critters like bunnies and squirrels." 

Turn Ons: "Intellect, curiosity, courage, appreciation."

Turn Offs: "Stupidity, narrow mindedness, fear, insecurity, religion." 

Special Talents: "Many." 

And The Winner is ... "Certified Master Orange Julius Maker by International Association for the Preservation of Orange Julius; oh, and 500 people call me Boss." 

Charitable Involvement: "Stop Cancer, MDA." 

My 15 minutes: "What moron would want to be famous?" 

Travels: "Lived all over US. I have visited every Continent but Africa. I love the Caribbean and Latin America most." 

Spirituality: "Born into a "super Christian" family and read the Bible cover to cover (for the first time) when I was 7. I am now staunchly anti-religious." 

Fashion Sense: "My clothes fill four closets (one walk in) and there are probably five Lawn and Leaf trash bags filled with clothes I don't wear in my garage." 

Staying Healthy: "Gym every day for an hour and half." 

What touches my soul: "I don't have a soul." 

... on WOMEN 

On Marriage: "Monogamy, commitment, marriage are the most abused institutions in the world, done the right way, they should be the most important and valuable things in your life." 

Dating History: "A few months ago I ended a two year and pretty serious relationship because (as amazing as she was) our philosophies weren't aligned. Most men would have "sprinted down the aisle" at the first opportunity with her.  I know however that there is a woman out there I have yet to meet that will cause my heart to race, my blood to boil, and share the same basic values that I hold dear.  Oh, and I have a lot of fun single so I'm not in a hurry." 

A woman can get my attention ..."Easily, but she'll keep it with clever wit, curiosity and an optimistic nature." 

Ideal Woman: "Ayn Rand's mind in Natalie Portman's body." 

Top Relationhip Keys: 
"Honesty, optimism, shared philosophy, oh, and insanely good sex." 

A woman who is in a relationship with me can expect: "To be deliriously and perpetually happy." 

What I expect: "At least 40 minutes a day of tandem Jazzercise." 

When I'm in love, I ... "give everything." 

Greatest Relationship Lesson: "As close as they may come, if they aren't right, you'll never change that." 

Ideal Date: "Roller-skating in our cutoff jean shorts to Xanadu then retreating to Chuck E. Cheese for cake, orange sherbet & a six hour session in that netted box with all the multi- colored balls in it." 

A woman made me melt when she ... "Too many to list." 

Most Important Quality: "Good nature." 

What Gets Me In The Mood: "You know you're asking a guy this right?" 

I feel my sexiest when ..."In bed." 

Why I'm such a great catch: "Shit, did I say I was a great catch?" 

I wish women understood ..."Most men aren't really listening, they aren't smart enough." 

... on HIS FAVORITE THINGS

Movie: It's a Wonderful Life 

TV Show: CNN 

Book: Snowcrash 

Music: D'angelo 

Food: Too many to list 

Season: Summer 

on ... LIFE

Making My Mark: "I'm already making some good solid dents." 

Responsibility to Society: "Develop yourself first (we all have plenty way to go) before you start f***ing with the lives of others."

Greatest Life Lesson: "You don't know what you don't know. And what you don't know can f*** you." 

What I try to get out of life every day: "Happiness." 

I must ... "Survive, be happy, play well with others." 

Best Advice Received: "Christian, you don't know what you don't know; you idiot."

Best Advice Given to a Woman: "Get first, then give." 

I would change places for 24 hours with ... "The President of the United States. I would address the nation in an emergency session to nominate Barney (of the purple monster kind) as Vice President and threaten to attack New Hampshire with "extreme prejudice" if resisted. That would probably shake up people's blind respect for Government." 

I would most like to hang out with ..."Thomas Jefferson (when alive of course)."

Nicknames: "C." 

Wheels: S 500 

Pets: "I wish. I can't wait to get a dog." 

A character in a film who best describes me: "I wish I could say Michael Douglas in Wall Street. Wait, I just did." 

Items always in Refrigerator: "Milk, pushed all the way back for maximum "coldness" to compliment my Cap'N Crunch." 

Hottest Possession: "Big Phat Rolex." 

Me, a deserted island and ... "A big yacht to get the hell off." 

Secret Fantasy: "Don't have any; really."

Me In A Word: "Whoa!" 

Final Thoughts: "I want people to like me and share their toys.

Final final Thoughts:  I do what my Rice Krispies tell me to do."