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ANTHONY
"A woman who is in a relationship with me can expect the best time of her life, I hope!" declares 6'0"
Anthony. This fun-loving 32-year-old personal trainer, who resides in Florida, describes himself as "high on life 24/7, always smiling, filled with lots of Italian love,
a huggy/kissy guy who loves working with children." The type of woman who would most appeal to this captivating charmer would be "attractive with an awesome personality; someone who laughs, loves to have a great time and will be a great mom for our kids," says Anthony. "But more important than any quality, she would have to have my mother's approval."
... the FACTS
Born: Corry, PA
Resides: Hollywood, FL
Birthday: 5-29-75
Sign: Gemini
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 180 lbs.
Hair: Dk. Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Nationality: 100% American-Italian
Family: Two brothers, one sister, dad is with us in spirit and the best mom
in the world!!!
Education: M.Ed. in Higher Education/Educational Leadership from Florida Atlantic University, B.S. in Health and Physical Education for grades K-12, from Slippery Rock University (this is a real institution).
Occupation: Recreation Supervisor for The City of Hollywood, FL
... on HIMSELF
Best Qualities: "High on life 24/7, always smiling, always in a good mood, filled with lots of Italian love, hugs and kisses everybody, love working with people, especially children!"
Strengths: "Big heart, awesome personality (I look at the good in everyone and everything), love to have fun and I always do."
Weaknesses: "Ice cream, beer, pizza & wings, forgetting I am not 21 anymore, suffer from "sleep deprivation" (my friends say I am "narcoleptic"- whatever), and I will stop there because I already have more weaknesses than strengths."
Others may not see: "Greasy skin and a big nose."
I've been known to ... "attempt to eat my placemat at a restaurant after a rough night of partying (did not succeed), occasionally sleep in my car because I refuse to drink and drive, be a mamma's boy just because I speak to her like once
a … day."
Interests: "Having fun is #1 whether it is work or play, leading a healthy lifestyle by cooking and eating healthy, working out (my stress-reliever), playing hoops, red wine,
tailgating (whether it is at the game or at the house), going to the beach, watching sports, traveling and associating myself with great friends and family!"
Turn ons: "A lady who is cute/pretty, nice body, has a nice smile and a great personality. Also, a girl that is into sports, drinks beer, thinks I am sexy and looks good in my boxers and
T-shirt!"
Turn offs: "A girl who thinks she is better than she is and/or her first two questions are what type of car do you drive and how much money do you make? If you are that type of girl, stay away, because you are wasting both of our time because I will tell you I am unemployed and have a ten-speed bicycle, wants to sleep with you on the first night (well, it is okay if she wants to sleep with me, I mean, I hope she would want to sleep with me, I mean, just wait until at least the second date) and cigarette smokers are a definite buzz-kill."
Special Talents: "I can't dance, can't sing, can't play any instruments, need I crush my self-esteem anymore."
Awards: "2nd grade honor roll."
Charities: "I am an organ donor. I figured they could make a health film on the affects drugs and alcohol has on the body. Of course, I mean natural drugs!"
The places I have lived or traveled: "I grew up in a little town called Corry, PA (one street town), attended college at Slippery Rock University in Slippery Rock, PA (another one street town), and now I live in sunny Hollywood, FL (many streets). I have traveled the whole east coast, some of the
West coast including; California, Nevada, and Arizona. I have been to Canada, Mexico, Italy, London, France, Colombia, Costa Rica, Panama, Amsterdam, Germany and I am planning to travel a lot more!"
Staying healthy: "Eat healthy most of the time, lift weights, do cardio in many different ways (if you know what I am saying), limit alcoholic consumption to 4-5 days a week, and play video games."
What touches my soul: "Little kids and how cute, funny and innocent they are, and drinking car bombs or shots of Wild Turkey with usually do the trick."
... on WOMEN
A woman can get my attention ... "by being herself and smiling. There are too many fake people out there and it makes me want to vomit."
Ideal woman: "Attractive; doesn't have to be a supermodel, just cute or has a nice look. Awesome personality; smiles, laughs and loves to have a great time. Motherly qualities: someone who will be a great mom for our kids. Health conscious; takes care of herself and cannot be able to drink more than me: Lastly, I have to be able to do something better than her."
I can't resist a woman who ... "buys the first round and tells me my nose really isn't that big!"
How I show I care: "Definitely, give her lots of hugs and kisses because I love that stuff! Introduce her to my friends and family, especially my mother. Hold her at night and rub her until she falls asleep in my arms (however, I usually fall asleep first; sorry). Just doing those little things that all add up; open doors, wait for her to take the first bite, laugh and cry with her, buy her flowers just for the hell of it, leave her little notes, cook her dinner, remember important dates (first date, first kiss, first movie, okay it is safe to say first everything), rub her feet back or anything else I can get my hands on, and LISTEN TO HER!"
One thing a woman has done for me that has made me melt: "Candle wax on the nipples, but it didn't really make me melt, although it felt like it did."
Most important quality in a woman: "Forgiving, because I do a lot of stupid stuff. If she doesn't laugh with or at least at me; Houston, we have a problem. So, either way, just laugh!"
Ideal date: "Pick her up with flowers at the door, go to a place not too loud where we can
carry on a conversation, have a nice meal and a couple of drinks. From there, the ideal part goes out the window because it can go in multiple directions from there."
What makes a woman unforgettable: "Scars on my back."
I wish women understood ... "they have their damn equality, so I will cook and do the laundry, you go take out the trash, mow the lawn, wash and wax the car, paint the house, and fix the hole in the roof!"
... on RELATIONSHIPS
Views on relationships: "I like the saying, use and abuse your twenties! Flirt, date, try different things, be safe and have fun! Along that adventurous path, that special someone will come along. For me, I guess I have some more flirting, dating and experimenting to do!"
Top Relationship Keys: "Love, friendship, comfort, laughter, sarcasm, honesty, trust, common interests, common goals and both must be willing to make sacrifices. With all those, comes great sex!"
A woman in a relationship with me can expect ... "the unexpected!!"
What I expect: "Someone who loves me for who I am; not for the mansion I own (I rent), the amount of my money in my savings account ($1) or the cool car I drive (a Miata). Okay, so I guess I don't have to worry about all that!"
When I'm in love, I ... "usually hide my porn magazines and
blowup dolls."
Greatest relationship lesson: "All women are crazy, but you just don't know how much until you get to know them a little better."
... on SEX
What puts me in the mood: "Oxygen!"
I feel my sexiest ... "when I am dreaming!"
The sexiest thing a woman has ever done for me: "Gave me a lap dance (for free)."
Besides the bedroom, favorite place to have sex: "In my play room at home. Well, that is where the computer is."
What makes sex good: "A fast modem and great graphics - yes!"
... on HIS FAVORITE THINGS
Movie: "Caddyshack."
TV Show: "The Simpson's."
Book: "I never read a book, but I heard anything by Dr. Seuss is good."
Favorite Music: "Hip Hop, but I love it all!"
Favorite Food: "If I said anything but Italian, I would get whacked, so, `Italian' and that is my final answer."
... on LIFE
Responsibility to Society: "Educate the youth of America, continue my battle with my friends in trying to rid the earth of beer and whiskey, and making sure my buddy Dingle does not reproduce again."
Valuable life lesson: "Life is too short."
What I try to get out of life every day: "As many laughs and smiles as possible and sometimes, just a good buzz!"
I must ... "get married, have kids and get my friends and me to the Playboy Mansion, but probably not in that order!"
Best advice I've received: "My roommate Brett told me when I am feeling down, just do what he does. Which is, I asked? He said he just pictures me naked and it makes him feel better. I thought that was funny and I giggled for a bit, in turn making me feel better. However, why would picturing me naked make him feel better; odd, don't you think? What does that mean? I am scared."
Best advice I've given a woman: "I am sorry to admit, all men want is sex, but I am different, I am honest about it."
... final THOUGHTS
Nicknames I've been called: "Tony, Chachi, Chach, Baggadonutz, Tripod and Kong." Okay, I admit, I gave myself the last two nicknames, but I feel I am entitled to that."
Wheels: "10 year anniversary Miata and a two-seater bike. The two-seater bike is of course bigger and faster, but my Miata does have an extra gerbil under the hood."
Tattoos/piercings: "I use to have my left ear pierced, but not anymore and I had a tattoo of a unicorn on my right arm, but I washed it off."
Always in my refrigerator: "Beer, cheese, expired milk, chicken, beer, wine, ranch dressing, barbecue sauce, beer, hot dogs, mustard,
relish and beer."
Hottest possession: "It is a toss-up between my shot
glass collection and my teletubbies."
Secret fantasy: "Me, two midgets, a sheep, a wiffleball bat, checkers, chips & salsa, a bottle of Wild Turkey, saran wrap, a two foot string and a hoola-hoop."
Me, a deserted island and ... "a volleyball (it worked for Tom Hanks)."
I would change places for 24 hours with ... "Hugh Hefner, because when it is all said and done, Hugh is the MAN and I probably couldn't last much longer than that anyway."
I would most like to hang out with ... "Once again, Hugh Hefner."
Celeb I'd love to take on a date: "Mildred Jeffrey. She might not fall under your category of celebrity, but she does mine. She is my roommate's grandmother and if I wasn't too old for her, I think she would go out with me!"
What makes me so tempting: "I think it is a combination of my personality, dance moves, ability to chug a beer, but most of all, I have a lot of good looking friends."
Me in a word: "Unpredictable!"
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